Текст песни Convenient Gigolo - Hunting Moose's

Well, I'm Michael Wood
From the neighborhood
57th street
Where me and Cal
My great old pal
First time did ever meet
And he knows me so well
There's nothing I can't tell
Just dump all my dirt
He tried to do the same
But noticed when it came
That I can only hurt
To me all that matters
Is that I set the platters
I control what to serve
I need your shoulder
Just to drop a boulder
And you get what you deserve
I turn my back
You can't foresee that
I have a bigger plan
I got what I want
You don't know what hit
You credulous stupid cunt
Come on come on come on come on
Count on me
Say it's me
Believe in me
And I get what I want
And I get what I need
Yeah you feed -
Convenient gigolo!
My little Sally
Picked you from the alley
Made your life looking fine
Call me what you like
Even "your own Mike"
"you're everything in my life"
With my gentle face
Made you open the laces
Of your lonely heart
Gave you direction
Gave you attention
Showed that I can stop a dart
Let you do the laundry
Let you do dishes
Let you under my roof
Let you use my house
For a good cause -
Clean up my messy room!
It's my time to go
Reasons you don't know
I had all I need
So don't call me "your own Mike"
Leave me alone
You unfaithful dyke
Come on come on come on come on
Count on me
Say it's me
Believe in me
And I get what I want
And I get what I need
Yeah you feed -
Convenient gigolo!

I just pretend and won't get a bitter end
Now you understand
I don't bother worrying about the other
I make the rules of my land
Gave you the thought that I brought
Something special to your life
Helped sometimes gave a few dimes
You thought you could be my wife
Just my own little ass in my own class
I don't care about the rest
Are you my babe or bro
I don't give a fuck
Cause I'm a convenient gigolo
A lecture of my subconscious
At the end you'll learn it's all vicious
I wont risk anything
It's not my neck under the guillotine
Just take all that I need and run
And when you see it's been done
You know –
I'm a convenient gigolo
Convenient gigolo
Convenient gigolo