Текст песни Dog Catchers - Insane Clown Posse

Yeah, bitch!

You′s a glorified snitch, with a nuclear mullet,
I got the name "DOG", engraved on my bullets,
You wife looks like "The Wrestler", with fat fake pumpkins,
She look like the type that like to give you a blumpkin,
Your kids are on meth and you got crank breath,
I wish you'd come for me, I′d introduce you to The Death... (Pop!)
Fuck your damn lecture, I'm the Dog catcher,
Come to the "D", I'll bet you leave on a stretcher,

Bigot hoe, racist fool, paedophile namin′,
Rollin′ in a "Dumb V", and late on the payment,
Arresting drunk fucks for twenty five bucks,
Wearing night time sleeveless t-shirt cuts,
Sucks to be you, a fake Rambo with no gun,
Not even a stun one, you're not in the run,
From yellin′ stop no don't, to dead by the road,
You′d best just go home and score a bong full of dope!

Man, fuck your advice, who wanna listen... Stale!
To a fuckin' bigot snitch on your way to jail,
I heard you got arrested and raped in Mexico,
The way your blonde wig flow, they did you like a hoe,
Who would be surprised if your wife had a dick?
Not me!, I half way expect that shit!
Just the way you like it, Thundercat hairstyle,
Dog the bigot bitch, found dead on 8 mile,

Get a job at Walmart, hall security guard,
You can have more jurisdiction, and act just as a hard,
Quit chasing bail jumpers, jay walkers and drunks,
Before you get your head blown off, into skull chunks,
You ′aint a cop, you's a flop, get the fuck off my block!
You're a racist, you can fucking suck off my cock,
Bounty hunter, you want bust me?, I′ll bet ya,
Quit directing mutha fucker, mad hoe

I′ the Dog catcher!