Текст песни If I Was King - Insane Clown Posse

If i was a king all bitchs would blow me
Big bag piles of jewels for my homies
We would go to war and take everybodys land
No clothes alound for female citizens
Titties and nedens exposed for the public
I run around gropin these hoes and the love it
Give these little kids a little somthin to drink
You free all hookers and pimps out the clink
New days mutha fucka i rewrite the laws
Everybody gotta get a SV tag ′cause
We run this bitch parades on daily
Every criminal out there gotta pay me
Fuck that five hoes lickin my ass
We sit around bonfires burnin our cash
Dance for me hoe and feed me grapes before i throw that ass to the snakes

If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control
If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control

If i was a king there wouldent be no generals
I call the shots pimp cups with emeralds
I piss in my own halls clean that shit up
I sleep for weeks in a time wouldent get up
I wouldent do shit but accumulate paper
Lookin at the penthouse of a skyscrapper
Its all mine all blew out the window
I let it blow everywhere rain on the people
Fine hoes no autographs only bubble baths
Nedens get blown out and thrown in the trash
The balls in my nut bag will be to big ass diamonds

You see them through my underwear shinin
Step back when the king is comin down the street
With the murderist fleet rumbleing your feet
Im riding on a dinosaur if i was a king with the hair on my hoes they suck my dick and everything

If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control
If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control

If i was king id shoot arrows in my city
If they hit sombody then there luck was shitty
When you meet this king do more then bow
Do three summersaults and a flip some how
Id send ninja assasins to kill other kings
And run around there lands settin fire to things
Bendtime power this king wouldent care
And i would sample every mother fuckin neden out there

If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control
If i was a king
You mother fuckers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shits under control
I got this bitch
Shits under control