Velcro Sneakers

Title: Velcro Sneakers

VERSE

We wear Velcro sneakers
And elastic waist pants
We have stone-faced features
And fluttering hands

CHORUS

But if you make the mistake
Of calling me a nut
You'd better believe I'll kick your butt with
Velcro sneakers!

VERSE

We will wear plaid flannel
And occasionally drool
But dig this, brother
We're nobody's fool

CHORUS

So, if while you're pushing through us
Someone trips you on the street
You'd better check out what's on his feet-
Velcro sneakers!

BRIDGE

People see us and they laugh, or they cry
I will never know why
Till the day I die
I got something that's very hard to find
It's called peace of mind
And it makes me shine!

VERSE

That may contradict your
Opinion of us
But your opinions are turning to dust

CHORUS

Like they say in the bible
The first will be the last
And who do you think's gonna
Kick your ass with
Velcro sneakers!
Velcro sneakers!
Velcro sneakers!