Текст песни Terraria vs Minecraft Rap Battle - J.T. Machinima feat. V.G.R.B.

Terraria Player:
I'm a veteran Survivor, never gettin' tired,
Living off the land much better than a Miner!
Fought more mobs than you'll see in your life,
And my only mission isn't getting every Diamond!
If you wanna join me, I'll leave the light on,
It's Minecraft that you ought say goodbye ta',
'Cause if I had a level, it would be a high one,
Your Bow and Arrow won't hold up to MY guns!
Minecraft Player:
It's time Microsoft took it up a Notch!
Your guns can never blast past the fortress I've got!
Fightin' clowns and eyeballs, and you be braggin',
While I've got enchanted armor slaying the Ender Dragon!
Crying so much, you keep your items when you die,
And Terraria's Minecraft's CD-I!
Grab my diamond pickaxe just to break the tension,
Then bust this survivor to the third dimension!
(Both):
This ain't no game, my life's insane, I've been through mobs and awful weather,
We just survive, all day and night, but tell me who can do it better?
Terraria Player:
Stop the beat! Your house is burning!
You just got griefed, was it worth the work, and,
They took your stuff to make it even worse,
Try Creative Mode if you got your feelings hurt,
I'm a demon hunter, an adventurer,
So my inventory isn't full of dirt!
I got a jetpack on, so who needs armor?
You're an FPF, First Person Farmer!
Minecraft Player:
Oh, I'm gettin' griefed? Yeah, that sure blows,
But at least MC has a beast online mode!
Don't need a story to put this man to shame,
I mean, only old creepers be playing your game!
Ya, In my world, I am a god,
While in your game, you can't even mod!
Last time you went outside? I'm thinking, never,
Wither you down, take you to the Nether!
Terraria Player:
Keep your three dimensions, I only need two to be awesome!
Minecraft Player:
Please, your game style's been irrelevent since '96!
Terraria Player:
Take a seat dude, oh? You don't have furniture!
Minecraft Player:
Even Roblox is better than you!
Terraria Player:
Well at least I didn't sell out to Microsoft!
Minecraft Player:
Well at least Microsoft was interested in me!
Terraria Player:
Oh yeah, well-
Both in Unison:
MINECRAFT/TERRARIA IS THE GREATEST SURVIVAL GAME EVER BRO!
Terraria Player:
Get back or I'll steamroll ya', don't mess with this sidescrolla'!
Multiplayer's overrated when all your servers do is cause a hold-up!
Don't got no friends with me,
My friends are NPCs!
I can't wait for Minecraft to drop dead,
After all, you and your friends are blockheads!
Minecraft Player:
A block joke, huh? That's never been said!
That's as original as your game concept!
Step up to the mic, I become aggressive!
I've never seen a rip-off so unimpressive!
You know that you'll never test me again,
This is like a wooden plank against Obsidian!
The sun has set, so I guess I'll retire,
Since I've done roasted this Pig over my fire!