Текст песни The Minecraft Life - J.T. Machinima

I got a room made of glass, so the sun wakes me up.
I head down to the kitchen, patfan pour me a cup!
It's time to start another day, let's head into the wild
But you don't a coat, because the weather is mild,
So I equip a couple swords, bows, axes, and stuff
My inventory is full, so I guess that's enough
I put the rest in my chest and i'm out on the road
Bring a shovel patfan, just in case it snows
OH
We always make sure that we got out prepared
And whenever we come home, we got plenty to spare
I'm talkin' wood, coal, stone, meat, diamons and gold
And a couple torches too, just in case we get cold,
Yo
Craftin' mines all across this land
Diamond armor on my back, a pick axe in hand
At the end of the day, when we all hit the hay
We know we got a lot done, and that's why we say
I'm playin' Minecraft And i just cant stop
When the sun comes up, I collect my crops
I'm playin' Minecraft Life is so much fun
When everything is a block, from the moon to the sun
I'm playin' Minecraft Blastin' mountains away
If I don't like the landscape, then I make it my way
Cuz in Minecraft The World is my own
I never let a single creeper get inside of my home,
NO!
Stack the TNT way up high
We 'bout to a blow a hole the size Jupiter in the sky
Whoa stand aside, that diamond is mine
Don't make me summon up my old compadre Herobrine
I'm the kinda guy who just designs obsidian castles'
So I'm always protected from the hackers and assholes
I ask, that you act on your kindest behavior
If you disobey me, you'll get the punishment chamber
Don't take anything from my room-EVER
Cuz if you touch a single thing I'll send you into the Nether
Shove you in lava pit, and kick you down a mineshaft
Right before i'll make it clear to you that "THIS IS MINECRAFT!"
Endermen think the own this place
I stare those ugly lanky stankfarts right in the face
Let 'em come at me, I'll send 'em back where they came
Cuz Minecraft is my life, don't you hear what i'm sayin'?
I'm playin' Minecraft Hunting cows with my bow
I got couple steaktips cookin' up on the stove
I'm playin Minecraft Don't make your house out of wood
I got a bucker full of lava, now that wont end too good
I'm playin' Minecraft And I think i just drowned
The mine that I was working on got flooded somehow
Cuz in Minecraft, You gotta watch your bum
I was level 68, now im back to one.
When you're in the mines, You're spendin' all your time
Diggin' deeper never knowin' when you're comin' home
And i'm lookin' for a sign, Some hope that I may find Another way to see the sun again
I'll never know I cough and spew, the old black lung Has taken me over, now my time is done
I'll never see the surface again, Cuz the diamond that I'm minin' is my only friend
I'm playin' Minecraft I'm takin' on these mobs
When they pick a fight with me, they deal with all my dogs
I'm playin' Minecraft So I'm fluent in Java
I'm buildin'skyscarpers, while you're swimmin' in lava
I'm playin' Minecraft Tearin' up your worlds
You don't like how I play, get your own server
Because in Minecraft There ain't no rules
Ok wait, hold up, Cut the beat, This is so not cool.