Текст песни Willie Got Me Stoned - Live at The Hollywood Bowl, Los Angeles, CA - April 30, 2023 - Jack Johnson

Well, Willie got me stoned and took all my money
I was $50 up, but then my mind went funny
It didn't really help that I didn't know, the rules of the game
And it probably didn't help, that I couldn't remember my name
After Willie got me stoned, and took all my cash

One high, low split, but then, he kicked my ass
He gave me knuckles, across the table
But then, my mind went blurry
Just like a puff of smoke, all my cash, went up in a hurry
After Willie got me stoned, and
Took me, for everything I had

I had to walk home, I had no money, for a cab
I didn't have the heart, to ask anybody, for a ride
Nobody, in the room, seemed in any condition, to drive
After Willie got us stoned, he took away, my mind

He sent me back, to the kiddie table, he took away, my pride
And now, I'm sitting here, with my band again
Just feeling, like a joker
Just thinking, about how bad I really suck, at playing poker
And thinking, about my pockets

Was Willie, the one who broke them?
Would I really, take a toke
If they rolled Willie up, and they smoked him?
Hell yes, I would, and I know, it might sound funny
But Willie got me stoned, and took all, of my money

Willie got me stoned, and took all my money
Hell yes, I would, and I know, it might sound funny
But Willie got me stoned, and took all
Everybody

Willie got me stoned, and took all, my money
Willie got me stoned, and took all, my money
Hell yes, I would, and I know, it might sound funny
But Willie got me stoned, and took all of my money

Hey, happy birthday Willie, we love you
You guys have a great time tonight, love