Dumb Ass Country Boy

I'm just a dumb ass country boy
I think people wanna rock but what do I know
I remember the days when men were men
If it was up to me, I'd bring 'em back again
And I'd kick your candy asses up around your jaded ears, yeah

I'm just a dumb ass country boy
I think people wanna rock but what do I know
I got friends with names like Slim and Coy
I'm just a dumb ass country boy
I'm just a dumb ass country boy

I punch the clock for 40 'cause it's all I know
Remember the days of jammin' drugs and love
And it was cool to say yes to all the above
And I still can't find nothing wrong
With saying yes to smoking mother nature

I'm just a dumb ass country boy
I think people wanna rock but what do I know
I got friends with names like Slim and Coy

Now people listen to me, I'm your social conscience
I been gone for a while, you've had to make it on your own
Now people listen to me, you got no social conscience
You gotta get up, get up and get over it

I just wanna change the world
Change the world's diapers that is
All those tender ass sons o' bitches out there
Who are all these goobers who say what's cool, what's not cool
What's hip, what's not hip?
Yeah, I might be a one hit wonder, I might not be
But then again it might only take me one hit
To knock your teeth down your goddamn throat

That's right, the girls only want crab my ass
So Peggy ass pal, bitches
It's time for me to drive this fuckin' Impala
You need to be program your ass? I'll program your ass
Listen to me motherfucker, listen to me

I'm just a dumb ass country boy
I think people wanna rock but what do I know
I got friends with names like Slim and Coy (dumb ass)
I'm just a dumb ass country boy

I think people wanna rock (dumb ass) but what do I know
I got friends (dumb ass) with names like Slim and Coy (dumb ass)
It's the simple things that I enjoy
With my friends (dumb ass) that are named Slim and Coy (dumb ass)

Hey, what do I know?
What do you know?
What does anybody fuckin' know?