Sex Machine, Pts. 1 & 2

(Yeah, sex machine!)
Get up (Get on up)
Get up, now (Get on up)
Stay on the scene (Get on up)
Like a lovin' machine (Get on up)
Get up, yeah yeah (Get on up)
Yeah yeah yeah (Get on up)
Stay on the scene (Get on up)
Like a lovin' machine (Get on up)
Wait a minute
Shake your arms, yeah
Then do your form, huh
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine
I said do the Bump, huh
I said shake your rump
And stay on the scene, like a sex machine
I said do the Bump, huh
And then shake your rump
And then stay on the scene, like a sex machine
The way I like it
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
The way I like it, is the way it is, yeah yeah yeah
Don't worry about this, got to, got to
I said the way I like it, yeah yeah yeah, is the way it is
Don't worry about mine, and go on and get his
And then stay on the scene, like a lovin' machine
Stay on the scene, stay on the scene, like a lovin' machine
Now won't you get up (Get on up)
Get on, get on (Get on up)
Get up, get up, yeah (Get on up)
Can you get up? (Get on up)
Get up, baby (Get on up)
Get on up (Get on up)
And then stay on the scene, stay on (Get on up)
Like a lovin' machine (Get on up)
Wait a minute, now shake your arms, yeah
Then do your form
Stay on the scene, like a lovin' machine
Don't check the spec, check out the discotheque
Don't check the spec, ha, check out the discotheque
I'm flying to the discotheque
I got ants in my pants and I need to dance
And I'm flying to the discotheque
Got ants in my pants and I need to dance
And I'm flying to the discotheque
I can do the Bump, ha
Watch her shake her rump
I said beep beep, I guess I'll get that
Ain't it funky now? (Yeah, now)
Ain't it funky now? (Sure 'nough, hey)
Way down funky now (Funky, funky)
Ain't it funky now? (Yeah, now)
I got cornbread funk (Yeah)
Mutt & Thagg funky (Greasy funk)
Oatmeal funky (Funky, funky)
Biscuit funky (Tough enough)
Biscuit funky (It's groovy funk)
Greasy funky (To the grits)
Alley funky (Brain funk)
Wait a minute, uh (Yeah)
I said lima beans (Yeah)
Don't make me mean
Come here, woman
Show your move, yeah yeah yeah
Shake me to death, then, then make me groove
Now won't you get up (Get on up)
Fred (Get on up)
Fred
I see one standing way over there
(Now that's a bad one)
Now how you like 'em, Fred?
(I like 'em long, tall so I can look up at 'em)
Oh, you like to look up
(You know I gotta look up)
How you like 'em, Maceo?
(Short and stubby)
Uh, you like hairy legs, or you like fairy legs, ah
How you like 'em, Ben?
(Midnight)
What do you think?
(Midnight)
Mid, oh, don't get so low, brother
Before you blow, I mean go
Jimmy, how you like 'em?
(I like 'em clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean)
(Musically plump)
Well, don't get too deep in there
That's my thing over there
You try to get over the hump or you get them greasy lumps?
Now, now, now, I don't know what you
You think I'm a goddamn idiot, you bend it over
I ain't asked you nothing
I don't care if you don't like 'em
But brother, how you like 'em?
(Short and super fine)
That could be anything
How do you like 'em? You can't, you can't play the field
How you like 'em, Brian?
(I like 'em ready to go)
Yeah, I see that
Yeah, I see, I think, I think you better get on the corner
Yeah, you gonna put me in business
Old Brian's gonna put me in business
I like it like that, ah, ah
I like it like that, when I walk, yeah yeah yeah
Brian, I gotta tell you how I like 'em
(I know it, it's too good)
You don't want me to tell you how I like 'em
(You gotta tell me, I know how you like 'em)
How you think I like 'em?
(Heavy)
Yeah, now
(Very heavy on the back)
Now, I don't mean no, I don't mean no harm
I don't mean no harm
But you see, you see
I like all kinds, I like all kinds of things
But uh, when I ride, I wanna glide
(Yeah, now)
I wanna ease my ride
I need cushion in my ride
And make me glide
I need to have 'em in stride when I ride
I like 'em fat back there
Uh, how you like 'em, Jim?
(Meaty)
He, he said, he said meaty
Oh, meaty, he's greedy
Wait a minute, get on, get up, now
(Get on up)
Get up (Get on up)
You know, you know what?
You heard that thing Bobby cut back for me?
Get up, yeah (Get on up)
Get up, yeah (Get on up)
Get up, yeah (Get on up)
Get up, yeah (Get on up)

Wait a minute, we need to go to the bridge
'Cause I got this woman here
She wanna get down, she wanna talk that thing
But when I get on the serious side, see, I'm serious as cancer
I'm serious as cancer, Jack
I'm more direct than a heart attack
I'm sure enough in the case, Jack
I need to go to the bridge 'cause I gotta tell her something
I'm going to the bridge, fellas
I'm going to the bridge
I don't need no hits, just take me there
Settle down, uh, baby
Now can I tell her about it, Maceo?
I'ma tell her now, she ain't got, she ain't got nothing on me
Wait a minute

Mama, come here quick, bring that licking stick
Mama, come here quick, bring that licking stick, yeah
Mama, come here quick, yeah, bring that licking stick
Mama, come here quick, huh, bring that licking stick
Mama, come here quick, hey hey, bring that licking stick

I don't want no mess, good God, I just can't stand the jive
If you give me that mess, little woman, don't you know
I gotta get a 9 to 5
Now, baby, come here quick, huh, bring that licking stick
I want you to come here quick, won't you bring that licking stick
I may be Donald Duck, good God, but I ain't no Mickey Mouse
If you don't give up the thing I want
I'm gonna put you in somebody's house
Washing dishes, uh, I said
Come here, come here quick, yeah yeah, bring that licking stick
Baby, you know every time you think you got me down
Let me tell you something else, ha
You done got slick, you done got slick too quick
You think you opened my nose, but it don't
Give it up, give it up, I'll start washing clothes

Mama, come here quick, huh, bring that licking stick
Maceo, uh, bring your licking stick, get down

Wait a minute, there's Bank, there's Jimmy, and over here is Brian
And I'ma send Fred 'cause I think he wanna play
No, you don't play, you don't play on this here, Fred
You play on this? You gonna play your part?
I need some horns, can we get a horn sound?
Can we get the horn sound? Get the horn sound
I wanna play that riff, get a horn sound
Horns, play, play a horn
Wait a minute, these cats playing so good
They're playing so good I gotta get 'em to try it one more time
I want 'em to go to the top
And bring me back down the line
Fred Thomas, can I get you to put it on top one more time?
Boy, you sure is walking tonight, I hope God'll get you
Fred, put it on the top from the beginning, Jeeves
We're going to the top, Jimmy
Sweet Charlie, sweet Charlie, baby
Sweet Charlie, baby, sweet Charlie, baby
J.D., we're going to the top, on the top of this machine
From the top, we're gonna make more hits
Can I say it? (Go on, say it)
Shh... (Say it) smokin'
Get up, yeah (Get on up)
Get up (Get on up)
Get up (Get on up)