Текст песни The Jerk - James Linck

I thought if I could feel like anything to anyone
Then maybe I could feel like someone to me
I can see two sparrows in the beautiful sky
I can hear the Caddies rolling by
So I thought why not be everything to everyone
But that don't work and I just feel like a jerk most of the time

Like a blockbuster movie and its hero
Like something that relates to my own life
They just blew a lot of money on their number one guy
By through and through the cast was uninspired
I'd like to write a movie about a hero
But it'd be a lot of work and I'd just feel like a jerk if it didn't turn out right
If it didn't turn out right
If it didn't turn out right
If it didn't turn out right
If it didn't turn out

The streets moan from an open window
But it's curtains for us all
The cartridge blows in its own Nintendo
And it's a game with no final boss

I thought if I could feel like anything to anyone
Then I'd like to feel like someone to me