Текст песни Definition of a Rap Flow Contest Entry - Jarv

Bring the bass in

Yo, Jarv
Ain't butch
(I- I- I think it's-)

Yo, let's begin it like this, the definition of a rap flow
I'ma get up in it and twist
Turnin' it all around, I'm bound to be pounding my surroundings
With abounding sound that's pouring out of my mouth
It's already happening (I think it's-)

Grabbin' a microphone slammin' a group of whack cats
I'd rather kick back, max
And blast that fat bastard
Biz Mark, Biz Mark
Booger pickin' and flickin' on media
Midgets who claimin' they the men of the minute
Give it a second, I'll step and wreck competition, infinite
I'm just a white boy like Popeye, slammin' a can of spinach

The raddest, if you thinkin' that you don't need it, then beat it
I'm eating up enemies (I-)
You need EMTs on immediate (I- I think it's-)
Seated is what you'll be when I'm speaking
I'm greeting your mind
With the fly rhymes, bu da bye bye
It's my time, and I need this

Jarv that raggedy bastard
Breath stink like I just ate yo' girlfriends ass, bitch
Fantastic, rap mad drastic
Fuck with me and verbally get your ass kicked

So groovy now
Yo, the kid Jarv's flow will fuck your head up (I- I- I think it's-)
Feelin' so groovy now
Definition of an asshole
I'ma reinvent it like this (I- I- I think it's-)
So groovy now
Yo, the kid Jarv's flow will fuck your head up (I- I- I think it's-)
Feelin' so groovy now
Definition of a- yo, wait, wait, wait (I- I- I think it's-)

Jarv's flow's uglier than your mom's face
My mental is heavy like RA's gold plate rope chain
I hate myself, I'm so lame
Psyche, I'm that sarcastic cat
That'll be slappin' your face (I think it's-)

Fuck the whack, I'll be rappin' rabid at any trendy swaggot
Splitting atoms with or without a fickle fragment of action
Flippin' acrobatic mathematics at any cat who be lackin' passion
Faculties can't imagine how I be smashin' these
Average maggot motherfuckers rappin' about a salary
Stab the back with a javelin, ratatat
If you battle me

Filmin' the cops 'till they kill us and jet
They wanna see us die
Tryin' to keep the people in check
Fuck a pig, suck a dick like a record label
Better take a look at yourself and kill that ego
But the beat go

On and on, I'm bombin' atomic on any wannabe talkin' about a verbal
Bottle rocket, better stop it
I'm poppin' off at the top and then modifyin' your body
Choppin' off a limb or two, steady ruin entire armies (I-)
Pardon me but I'm beggin' you
Better do better than pitiful
Benedict Arnold got me competitive (I- I- I think it's-)
Making ripples in the pond

Ayo, the kid Jarv's flow will fuck your head up (I- I- I think it's-)
Feelin' so groovy now
Definition of an asshole
I'ma reinvent it like this (I- I- I think it's-)
So groovy now
Yo, the kid Jarv's flow will fuck your head up (I- I- I think it's-)
Feelin' so groovy now
Yo, yo (I- I- I think it's-)

I'm stickin' a stake up into the track
Steady be jackin' the back of the pack
Matter of fact, "lick the balls" (I- I-)
Said Ricky D, the cat with the patch
Stand up on top of the mountain
Bouncing back and forth, attackin' hoards, of maggot infested
Bullshit rappers with mad force

Hold up, let me spell it out for these cats
I ain't tryin' to hear you rap about your car and your cash
"Quit talkin' that trash, you a hater, man, you jealous"
I ain't jealous, I just think you're acting a bit over-zealous
I never half step like Kane said
I biggety-bump Das EFX, but I ain't never had dreads

I knows a lotta hoes, gettin' play like Drez
Hot sex on a platter like A Tribe Called Quest, yo (I- I-)
Build ya skills says KRS
Bring the motherfuckin' ruckus and protect your neck
Got a letter from the government and ripped it shreds
Mr. Green, kill the beat (I- I-)
I'm takin' this contest (I think it's-)

Verbal divinity
Illin' with skill infinity
Killin' any villain in my vicinity (I- I- I think it's-)
Definitive agility
Officially not givin' any sympathy
To infantile efficiency

Leave' 'em visibly rickety (I- I- I think it's-)
Lyrically grillin' stupidity, vivid ability
Limiting your mobility
Infiltrating your ministry (I- I- I think it's-)
The epitome, specifically multi-syllable similes
Stability, solidity, bigger than you envisioned me

I'll make history wit these steez
Weak MCs taste defeat or breath a sigh a relief (I- I- I think it's-)
I prefer to mind my q's and p's
But if you step to me
Believe I'll give you my recipe on how to bless the beat
I quest to be the best MC that you've ever heard
Knowin' that I wrote it when they quotin' every word
Livin' up in the rhythm given a vision
Rest assured that I got Hip-Hop's remedy, yes I've got the cure

You heard it first and there ain't no stoppin'
That hardcore Hip-Hop, we ain't flip-floppin' (I- I-)
Philosophically flippin' on breaks
Droppin' knowledge on anybody
Who doesn't understand the greats (I- I- I think it's-)
Save face, take solace
Find me at Albee square mall
I'm bout to go shoppin'!
Yeah

Better get some clothes to them hoes