Текст песни The Ballad of Broke Dick - Jarvix

(I'm never gonna have a foreskin again)

Once upon a time
There was a dick
And yeah it wasn't much worth lookin'
It was hardly longer
Than it was thick
Though not a choad, it was forsooken
Got happy all the time
Just like a stray
Waggin' its tail at passersby
But when a friendly hand
Came its sorry way
It didn't want to even try

This dick is broken
This dick is broken
This dick is broken

And so the dick
Fell through the years
Didn't excel at dickin' school
It did find a way
To shed its tears
But not in the way it was meant to
Who would ever want
This abomination
Of gaudy, useless flesh and blood
Hanging like a nail
No vindication
Only the curse of dysmelia

This dick is broken
This dick is broken
This dick is broken

This dick is broken
This dick is broken
This di-