Liquid Courage

I'm sure as hell that I ain't gonna drink tonight (damn right)
I'll have a diet coke and get to bed by nine
Get that 240 out and drive the boys around (around)
I'm sorry, but I'm sitting this one out

God damn these line dancers
Silver boots and tank tops
Making my head turn
Guess one or two won't hurt (won't hurt)

Let's make this Jack a double
Cold courage in a bottle
One more, and then I'll take my chance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
Boots stomping, causing trouble
Those small-town super models
Last call, and I can barely stand
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance

I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
(I'm gonna ask that girl to dance)

Next round's on me

One for the waiter
Two for the boys
Three for the girls, yeah, we might get lucky
Fuck it!
Everybody in the whole damn bar gets a bucket
Mechanical bull, I'll ride it
A pack of slim Vosges, I'll light 'em
Eightball of cocaine, I'll try it
I hate that guys shirt, let's fight him

Money burns, I'll make some more tomorrow
Guess I'll never learn, another ten won't hurt

Let's make this Jack a double
Cold courage in a bottle
One more, and then I'll take my chance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
Boots stomping, causing trouble
Those small-town super models
Last call, and I can barely stand
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance

I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
(I'm gonna ask that girl to dance)
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
(I'm gonna ask that girl to dance)

One more whisky soda
One more Jack and cola
One smoke before I go, yeah
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
Last call, l'm way too sober
Oh, no, she's coming over
And I'm sweating through my shirt
Another ten won't hurt

Let's make this Jack a double
Cold courage in a bottle
One more, and then I'll take my chance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
Boots stomping, causing trouble
Those small-town super models
Last call, and I can barely stand
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance

I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance