Текст песни Museum Song - Jim Dale

Everything about my museum was
Spectacular, including the price. One Dollar!
Now, that might seem a bit steep
But it was worth it, Look at what I gave them

Quite a lotta Roman Terracotta
Living lava from the flanks of Etna
Statuary, Ride a Dromedary
See the temple tumble and the Red Sea part

MacNamera's band, the fatest lady in the land
A pickled prehistoric hand, a strand of pocahontas' hair
Crow and Sioux who're going to be showing you
Some rowing through a model of the rapids on the Delaware

Armadillas, clever caterpillars
Reproductions of the cyclops retna
Crystal blowing, automatic sewing
Venus on a shell and other works of art

Educated fleas, a tribe of aboriginees
Two ladies joined across the knees
A mona lisa made of ice
Hottentos, we've gotten in
Forgotten spots, a cotton gin
A night with Lot in Sodom, better see that twice

One iguana, snakes and other fauna
Got no bearded lady but we're getting her
When you duck out, take another buck out
Run around the block and see
Run around the block and see
Run around the block and see a new show start!

Quite a lotta Roman Terracotta
Living lava from the flanks of Etna
Statuary, Ride a Dromedary
See the temple tumble and the Red Sea part

MacNamera's band, the fatest lady in the land
A pickled prehistoric hand, a strand of pocahontas' hair
Crow and Sioux who're going to be showing you
Some rowing through a model of the rapids on the Delaware

Armadillas, clever caterpillars
Reproductions of the cyclops retina
Crystal blowing, automatic sewing
Venus on a shell and other works of art

Educated fleas, a tribe of aboriginees
Two ladies joined across the knees
A Mona Lisa made of ice
Hottentos, we've gotten in
Forgotten spots, a cotton gin
A night with Lot in Sodom, better see that twice

One iguana, snakes and other fauna
Got no bearded lady but we're getting her
When you duck out, take another buck out
Run around the block and see
Run around the block and see
Run around the block and see a new show start!