1 Oh, I Know You, You Think I'm Just a Tatty Old Music Hall Actor (Archie, Jean)
2 So, You Didn't Go Away for the Weekend (Phoebe, Jean, Billie)
3 I Ought To Be Going Up In A Minute (Phoebe, Jean, Archie, Frank)
4 Overture
5 Bloody Poles And Irish! (Billie)
6 Who Is It' (Billie, Jean)
7 What About The News' (Billie, Jean)
8 Here, Have A Glass (Billie, Jean)
9 Good Evening, Ladies And Gentlemen (Archie Rice)
10 Song: Why Should I Care'
11 Hello! Oh, Archie Will Be So Pleased To See You (Phoebe, Jean, Billie)
12 How’s Young Mick' (Jean, Phoebe, Billie)
13 Hello! Me Again! (Archie Rice)
14 Song: We’re All Out For Good Old Number One
15 They Were Graceful, They Had Mystery And Dignity (Billie, Archie, Jean, Phoebe)
16 Telegram’s Come For You (Billie, Phoebe, Archie)
17 The Reason For This Little Celebration (Archie, Phoebe, Billie, Jean)
18 You Want Another Before You Turn In' (Archie, Billie, Jean)
19 Dad - You’re Keeping Something To Yourself (Jean, Archie)
20 Overture 2
21 I Knew They Could Keep Him (Billie, Phoebe, Jean)
22 I Remember Once My Mum Promised (Phoebe, Billie Jean)
23 But He’s Right, You Know (Phebe, Jean, Billie)
24 That’s Not All They Have To Do (Phoebe, Jean)
25 My Dear, Nobody Can Tell You What They Mean (Archie, Phoebe, Jean, Frank)
26 Yes, You’ve Been Away Too Long (Frank, Archie, Phoebe, Jean)
27 Oh, There You Are, You Old Has-been! (Archie, Billie, Phoebe, Frank, Jean)
28 Here, Here (Archie)
29 Song: Now I'm Just an Ordinary Bloke
30 She’d Steal Your Knickers (Archie, Frank, Phoebe, Billie, Jean)
31 I Think You’d Better Sing, Don’t You' (Archie, Jean, Frank, Billie, Phoebe)
32 Anyway, You Can’t Get Draft Bass In Canada (Archie, Phoebe, Jean)
33 I Went To Canada During The War (Archie, Jean)
34 Your Mother Caught Me In Bed With Phoebe (Archie, Jean)
35 I Thought There Was Somebody In Here (Phoebe, Archie, Frank)
36 Well, That’s That (Jean, Archie, Billie, Phoebe, Frank)
37 You Can’t Do It To Her/want Some Beer, Grandad' (Jean, Frank, Billie, Archie)
38 Yes, Well, I’m Off (Billie, Archie, Jean)
39 Ladies And Gentlemen (Archie)
40 Quite Honestly, Jean (Graham, Jean, Archie, Brother Bill)
41 Reprise: We’re All Out For Good Old Number One
42 I’ve Just Come To Tell You About The Wife
43 Reprise: Why Should I Care'