Текст песни What A Crazy World (We're Livin' In) - Marty Wilde , Joe Brown & The Bruvvers

Dad's gone down the dogtrack, mother's playin' bingo
Grannie's boozin' in the parlor, hic, you oughta see the gin go
No one seems to notice me, isn't it a sin?
What a crazy world we're livin' in

Brown bread!
Brown bread!

Mother says I look a yob, me trousers are too tight
She says I ought to get a job and not stay out all night
She doesn't like my haircut, she says me friends are lousy
And then she said, "It's gettin' late, can't miss me ousey-ousey"

Oh, Dad's gone down the dog track, mother's playin' bingo
Sister's smoochin' on the sofa, you oughta hear the spring go
No one seems to notice me, isn't it a sin?
What a crazy world we're livin' in

Now the law caught me out thievin', took me down the nick
Sergeant made out his report, and he laid it on real thick
He said, "I'll get your parents," I answered with a grin
"Save yourself the trouble, mate, you'll never find 'em in"

Dad's gone down the dog track, mother's playin' bingo
Me brothers are all layabouts, all alike by jingo
No one seems to notice me, isn't it a sin?
What a crazy world we're livin' in (hey, yeah)
What a crazy world we're livin' in (hey)
What a crazy world we're livin'
Three, four, knock at the door
Crazy world we're livin' in (hey)