She Came in Through the Bathroom Window

She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon

She said she's always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
I just knew what I could not say

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday (ooh)
Tuesday's on the phone to me (ooh)

And so I quit the police department
To get myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal, but she could not rob

Didn't anybody tell her?
Oh, didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday (ooh)
Tuesday's on the phone to me (ooh)

Didn't anybody tell her?
Oh, didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday (ooh)
Tuesday's on the phone to me (ooh)