Текст песни I.L.B.T.'s - Joe Walsh

If I were a candy dish
I'd wanna be the one
You keep your sweets in
My sweet man
And if I were a lamp
I'd wanna be the one
You turned on every night
Ooh ooh, baby
And If I were a bank
I'd wanna hold all your deposits
And If I were a rose
I might be growing in your garden
Baby, this ain't nothin' new
That I'm sayin' to ya, no
It's just another way
Of tellin' you that I love you
Doesn't matter how I say it
(Doesn't matter how I say it)
It's what I say that matters
(It's what I say that matters)
And I love you, love you, love you, boy
Doesn't matter how I say it
I love you, love you, love you, boy
Doesn't matter how I say it
If I were a pillow babe
I'd wanna be the one
You rest your head on
And dream on
And If I were a mountain reachin' high
I'd wanna be the one you climb
Ooh ooh, baby
And if I were a pipe
I'd wanna be the one you're smokin'
And if I were a place
I'd wanna be the place your goin'
I love you, oh
I love you, love you, love you boy
Doesn't matter how I say it