Текст песни Boats 'N Hoes (From the Motion Picture "Step Brothers") - John C. Reilly , Will Ferrell

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me, my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

The Nina (oh), the Pinta (oh), the Santa Maria (oh)
I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria
Nachos and Lemonheads on my dad's boat
You won't go down 'cause my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I cum, I produce a quart
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor
There's a nice lady whore, I'd like to spank her

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me, my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas, call the A-rabs
I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow
Take off my pants, so you can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair

Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leaving dry land
Get below deck with a dick in your hand
Anchors away and shiver me timbers
We like to fuck ladies with our 8-inch members
Love me hookers who be a-curvy
Ain't no lemons and limes, so contracted the scurvy
Drop the anchor, give that ho a shout
'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me, my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me, my boats and hoes
(That's the male Mariah Carey, y'all)Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
(Give it up) I gotta have me, my boats and hoes