Sign on the Line

So many toys, so little time
You've got your share, now I want mine
I'd love a trip to paradise
I ain't got the cash to pay the price
Every time I turn around someone's at my door
Who says he's got the answer I've been looking for

Sign on the line
Buy now, pay later, sonny
Sign on the line
Don't worry 'bout a thing
Sign on the line
Go on, it's only money
Sign on the line
Go have your fun

I want the high life on TV
Just like they do on Dynasty
To live a life fit for a king
And have the best of everything
But every time I save a buck someone's on my case
Waving pen and paper, stick it in your face

Sign on the line
Buy now, pay later, sonny
Sign on the line
Don't worry 'bout a thing
Sign on the line
Well hey, it's only money
Sign on the line
Go have your fun

Been spending like a millionaire
On women, cars, house in Bel Air
And all the things I can't resist
Now I got handcuffs on my wrist

I said judge, a man like me can't make a dime in jail
He said son, use your credit card so you can make your bail

Sign on the line

Just buy your freedom, sonny
Sign on the line

Or walk on out of here
Sign on the line
Go on, it's only money
Sign on the line

But don't you disappear
Sign on the line
Buy now, pay later, sonny
Sign on the line
Don't worry 'bout a thing
Sign on the line
Well hey, it's only money
Sign on the line
Go have your fun