Intro - Guest Announcer: Chris Rock

1 Colicky Son - or The Little Prick
2 Airing Their Differences
3 It's Got A Ding Dong
4 Yakkity Yak
5 Human Dairy Farm
6 Home Birth or Bikini Wax
7 Sonogram: No Ding Dong!
8 Holes In My Condom
9 Costumed X-Mas
10 Teeny, Da Woman Who Called Me On My Bullshit
11 High At Grampa's Funeral
12 Grampa's Pinga
13 My Divorce
14 Penny
15 College Horny Dog
16 Blue Balls Strategy
17 Bedtime Story
18 Eveyln
19 The Night Before Christmas
20 Gotta Get Some
21 Intro - Guest Announcer: Chris Rock
22 Can A Girl Be A Bastard?
23 Ghetto Prize or Fucked-Up White Family
24 Dead Santa
25 Fart Asphyxiation
26 Make The White Pee
27 Parents' Divorce
28 Single Mom
29 Gramps + Grams
30 Rapunzel Garcia