Intro - Guest Announcer: Chris Rock (Live)

1 Colicky Son or the Little Prick (Live)
2 Airing Their Differences (Live)
3 It's Got a Ding Dong (Live)
4 Yakkity Yak (Live)
5 Human Dairy Farm (Live)
6 Home Birth or Bikini Wax (Live)
7 Sonogram: No Ding Dong! (Live)
8 Holes In My Condom (Live)
9 Costumed X-Mas (Live)
10 Teeny, da Woman Who Called Me On My Bullshit (Live)
11 High At Grampa's Funeral (Live)
12 Grampa's Pinga (Live)
13 My Divorce (Live)
14 Bedtime Story (Live)
15 Eveyln (Live)
16 The Night Before Christmas (Live)
17 Penny (Live)
18 College Horny Dog (Live)
19 Blue Balls Strategy (Live)
20 Gotta Get Some (Live)
21 Intro - Guest Announcer: Chris Rock (Live)
22 Can a Girl Be a Bastard? (Live)
23 Ghetto Prize or Fucked-Up White Family (Live)
24 Dead Santa (Live)
25 Fart Asphyxiation (Live)
26 Make the White Pee (Live)
27 Parents' Divorce (Live)
28 Single Mom (Live)
29 Gramps + Grams (Live)
30 Rapunzel García (Live)