The Teen Commandments

Now, these are the Teen Commandments

One, stop and think before you drink
Two, don't let your parents down, they brought you up
Number three, be humble enough to obey
You will be giving orders yourself someday
Four, at the first moment, turn away from unclean thinking, at the first moment

Five, don't show off driving, if you wanna race, go to Indianapolis
Number six, choose a date who would make a good mate
Seven, go to church faithfully
The Creator gives you the week, give him back an hour
Eight, choose your companions carefully, you are what they are
Number nine, avoid following the crowd, be an engine, not a caboose
Ten, or even better, keep the original Ten Commandments