Текст песни YouTube Culture - Jon Cozart

I'm a famous clown, in a flower crown
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
It's just between you and me
And a hundred thousand other tweens
Don't care for money
Don't care about the fame I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know
Their screen names
After five minutes a week, you think you know me offline

I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

I conjure fame with challenge vids and

I play drinking games to target kids and

I hope lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell whee
Welcome welcome to the YouTube culture

The YouTube cult
Hey guys! I'm on tour
So tug on mommy's hair
If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire
Ha ha hopping town to town
On my first class flight
Which you kinda paid for when
You bought that book I didn't write
YouTubers had morals back in 2011
More virgins were at vidcon than
In Al-Qaeda heaven
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon
Copycat
Cashing in quality to quantity
It's Kubrick to Kardashian
I idolize your idol eyes and
I'm monetizing kissing guys and
I won't come out the closet til I got something to sell about it
Welcome welcome
To my YouTube lifestyle
YouTube lie
Welcome welcome to the YouTube culture
The YouTube cult
There's a mystery to being at the top
People think I'm divine
But the truth is
We're not heroes
We just play some online

I'm like Hercules or Thor
With a slightly slimmer bod
'Cause yeah I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
So I didn't write my book
Jesus didn't write the bible
I spread my message to the land with 12-year-old disciples
I've got more slave followers than
Moses at the red sea
They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23
So love me and I'll love you more
'Cause I love the way you love me
My church is a merch store

I'm privileged white and rich and male
And you are not
So worship at my YouTube sale

I put the 'i' in defy and suddenly you diefy me
Welcome welcome to the YouTube sensation
YouTube sin
Welcome welcome to my YouTube lifestyle
YouTube lie
Welcome welcome now now
Welcome welcome now now
Welcome welcome
I said "Welcome to the Y*utube cult"