Текст песни Ikea - Jonathan Coulton
Long
ago
in
days
of
yore
It
all
began
with
a
god
named
Thor
There
were
Vikings
and
boats
And
some
plans
for
a
furniture
store
It's
not
a
bodega,
it's
not
a
mall
And
they
sell
things
for
apartments
smaller
than
mine
As
if
there
were
apartments
smaller
than
mine
Ikea:
just
some
oak
and
some
pine
and
a
handful
of
Norsemen
Ikea:
selling
furniture
for
college
kids
and
divorced
men
Everyone
has
a
home
But
if
you
don't
have
a
home
you
can
buy
one
there
So
rent
a
car
or
take
the
bus
Lay
your
cash
down
and
put
your
trust
In
the
land
where
the
furniture
folds
to
a
much
smaller
size
Billy
the
bookcase
says
hello
And
so
does
a
table
whose
name
is
Ingo
And
the
chair
is
a
ladder-back
birch
but
his
friends
call
him
Karl
Ikea:
just
some
oak
and
some
pine
and
a
handful
of
Norsemen
Ikea:
selling
furniture
for
college
kids
and
divorced
men
Everyone
has
a
home
But
if
you
don't
have
a
home
you
can
buy
one
there
Ikea:
plywood,
brushed
steel
Ikea:
meatballs,
tasty
Ikea:
Allen
wrenches
All
of
them
for
free
All
of
them
for
me
I'm
sorry
I
said
Ikea
sucks
I
just
bought
a
table
for
60
bucks
And
a
chair
and
a
lamp
And
a
shelf
and
some
candles
for
you
I
was
a
doubter
just
like
you
Till
I
saw
the
American
dream
come
true
In
New
Jersey,
they
got
a
goddamned
Swedish
parade
Ikea:
just
some
oak
and
some
pine
and
a
handful
of
Norsemen
Ikea:
selling
furniture
for
college
kids
and
divorced
men
Everyone
has
a
home
But
if
you
don't
have
a
home
you
can
buy
one
there
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