Your Mum Loves Garage

Mate, it's Grind at KURUPT FM
Hi Papi, you alright?
Yeah, well basically we're just, um
I was gonna say, yeah
We're doing this tune about mums, yeah
I'll explain it to you later

But um (lovely) yeah
So can you do like a quote that summarizes everything it is to you?
'Cause obviously you're a mum innit (and a woman)
And you're a woman as well, right (yeah)
Just do a quote about what it is to be a mum

Do you know what I mean?
What, singing it?
No, no, no, not singing it
Def - don't no, not singing it, just sayin' it

Um well, I don't know, it's really hard work innit, being a mum
It's like constant battles and it's just exhausting
It just takes over your whole life
Oh is it? Yeah (it's your body and uh)
It's just tired and then having then baby

And you can't even have one
Sorry, not just, obviously yeah that's, I appreciate all that
But like, just something that's maybe a but funner
Like a quick one, yeah (a quick one)

Ok, um, just, I guess keep calm and be a mum
Keep calm and be a mum
What you know cha?

I swear your Mum loves garage
Swear your sister and your Nan loves garage (she does)
I swear your Mum loves garage
Swear your sister and your Nan love garage (oh, she loves it)
I swear your Mum loves garage
Swear your sister and your Nan loves garage (she does)
I swear your Mum loves garage
Yeah, she fucking loves it

I saw your Mum last week
She was in the street with DJ Steves (yes bruv)
She was shooting her bean
She said, "Onе thing, can you get me some green?"
Rah, I can do it thе best, Zed said I'm not biased
With a little bit of luck, that faff ain't dry
Later in the rave, we can spark some Kie
Two minutes later a car pulled by

Singing, "Got you flying high"
Dropped out the ting on a likkle fly by
She looked at the baggie, said, "My, my, my... my"
It's all good good, good
It's so good, yes wonderful good
Now she gotta duck out the place
To get ready for the rave later in the neighborhood

I swear your Mum loves garage
Swear your sister and your Nan loves garage (she does)
I swear your Mum loves garage
Swear your sister and your Nan love garage (oh, she loves it)
I swear your Mum loves garage
Swear your sister and your Nan loves garage (she does)
I swear your Mum loves garage
Fast flow alert

Now she back up in the yard gettin' ready for tonight
Sayin', "Boo, I feel like dynamite"
But oh no, oh no, she's only got twenty-one seconds to go
Hears a car beeping outside
Scott Garcia parked on the drive
Singing, "I brought you flowers in the pouring rain"

She says, "Scotty, please stop, you know we're just friends
Stop driving me insane"
He said, "Alright jump in, 'cause we gotta move quickly
I'm late for my set with DJ Sticky"
Now it's moving closer or so it seems
She can't wait to get inside the rave
And shake up the waist in her D&G jeans

I swear your Mum loves garage
Swear your sister and your Nan loves garage (she does)
I swear your Mum loves garage
Swear your sister and your Nan love garage (oh, she loves it)
I swear your Mum loves garage
Swear your sister and your Nan loves garage (she does)
I swear your Mum loves garage
She fucking loves it

This one's for the Mums out there (mumsies)
If you feel me, then put your hands in the air
This one's for the Mums out there (mumsies)
Don't like it, y'all get the fuck outta here (yeah)
This one's for the Mums out there
If you feel me, then put your hands in the air (yeah)

Grindah spitting (yes), Mums all lovin'
When you hear "Sit upon da riddim", we're coming
Let's just step up in the dance, get ready to bust out a move
Tryna make her body groove
Craig David come through, saying, "I love your Sweet Female Attitude"
After that, he try secure the wine
Looking down at her back like Rewind

Said you're heartless, blud, you're not treating me right
Just leave me to vibe, yo
Her way straight from behind us
Screaming, "Oh my gosh, it's MC Grindah"
Rampsing the stage like, "Get out the way", "Fuck me, he's so hot"

Bit mad though, that a lot of chicks like you, innit
It's not mad, it's normal, I've got green eyes
Yeah, Kurupt FM are the best in the game
And we're headed for the number one spot, seen

Shout out all the Mums though, yeah
Big it up
Your Mum, your Mum, your Mum, your Mum, your Mum
And mine
Is a very nice person
See you fannies in a bit, yeah
Ah, how is your Mum anyway?