Текст песни Top Five - Kalab King

Uhh
Told you I'm a hitter
Got the spirit of a killer
In these lines that I deliver
And yeah
My dick's as hard as oak
So when I got to fuck your bitch
I fall in her
Then I tell timber
But I'm here to see
My dreams come to fruition
Cause I know that I'm a spitter
That's the way I wet my whistle
Is by making sure there's venom
In the syllables and rhythm
Got me lookin like cobra
With the quickness of a vipper
But I'm hungry
Bout to eat you hoes for dinner
Till you go to walk and can't
Because your knees just start to quiver
I ain't with all this drama
If I'm bein honest
Girl it was your tonsils
I was kind of tryin to tickle
The way she put it down
Had me tryin to speak in riddles
Like I tried to cast a spell
Now she thinks that I'm a wizard
But I'm more like a magician
Since I made her old dude
Disappear up out the picture
Guess that's part of my charisma
I'm a pistol
But my rounds
Are always armor piercing
Sharp as shit
Every bitch I've tried
Fuckin with these days is artificial
So much for tryin
To keep my optimism
Not to mention
Every time she talks to me
She's condescending
I don't give a single fuck
To try to listen
Cause I'm always wildin with her
Aye but I'm a dog
What you really think
Was my intention
All I know to tell you's
That I wasn't plannin
On walkin with her
Just don't be wastin my time
Love is just a battlefield
Look like Saving Private Ryan
Got so many bars
People should just
Call me Ryker's island
Not that I'm a prisoner
Or even advocate for violence
But I'm
One of the finest
Keep on sleepin on me
Imma kill you bitches
While you in pajamas
Got a problem
Minimize it
Lookin like you saw a ghost
Or diagnosed with Vitiligo
That's to be expected
When the mothafuckin Ripper finds ya
I'm so mothafuckin hypnotizin
With these lyrics I could spit
You back until your in your childhood
You won't even need a trip advisor
Life is just a bitch
And all I'm trying to do
Is get behind it
But that ain't all I want
Is just vagina
Cause at a certain point
It starts to get desensitizing
When I get it I'll be thumping
Like the energizer
Till then I'm just killing everything
As if I'm genocidal

You should put me in your top five
The way I raps
Like I'm trying to start a bar fight
You trying to tell me
That I don't deserve the spotlight
I've seen hard times
Now I'm on the grind
Spittin lyrics is my new
Nine to five
But they got me like
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Aye woah
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Aye woah

You wanna talk about a trick
Yo this bitch just finished off
Like four or five dicks
And to make things worse
She ain't even brush her teeth
She just tried to hide the shit
With a single piece of trident
That's some wild shit
Cause if you really think about it
That's a whole new definition
When it comes to teeth whitenin
But I digress
I'm so fuckin hungry
I could eat a whole slab
Of prime rib or a lioness
I'm a Viking
Bitch I'm bout to dive in
Pussy so wet you would think
I was Poseidon
But I had her fuckin lookin
Kind of like a fire hydrant
Even though your spineless
Bitch I'm still a thorn in your side
Like some briars or barbed wire
About to cut your whole entire
Legs head chest and your arms
Right off
I would start a fire but it's not dire
When I could take these bars
Put em to your wounds
And cauterize em
But you wanna see me get excited
I'm so fuckin sick
That your gone need to immunize
Before you end up with a virus
I don't mean to penalize ya
But your bout so damn predictable
Your basically robotic
And I'm a fuckin hit so bitch
I'm basically narcotics
I what you prolly don't know
That you may just need a shot of
And dog I'm not religious
But I put it on my mama
If you come and start some shit
With me you may just see a problem
And I ain't tryin to judge you
But you may just be vaginas
You might just need to go
And grab a bottle of some mydol
And matter fact
While your at it grab a cup of lysol
So I can wipe the mic down
Before I go viral
My life seemed like
I was on a downward spiral
Till I turned this mothafucker round
And gave it all the throttle
I had to make a move
Fore I changed into a fossil
Now every time I exhale
I'm lookin like I'm Spiro
And we ain't talkin nothin
If your tellin me your five-o
The way I see it
We can only pray to see tomorrow
And time ain't ever gonna be
Some shit that we can borrow
Yo I'll be writing rhymes
Till my wrists develop carpel
And I don't give a fuck
About your partner
Cause I go harder
And I'm not here to make friends
I'm here to make dollars
And I ain't talking shit
But I'm saying dog you gotta
Fuckin make sure that you
Tell your mama
She forgot to swallow

You should put me in your top five
The way I raps
Like I'm trying to start a bar fight
You trying to tell me
That I don't deserve the spotlight
I've seen hard times
Now I'm on the grind
Spittin lyrics is my new
Nine to five
But they got me like
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Aye woah
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Wait hold up
Aye woah
Aye woah