Текст песни School Spirit Skit 1 - Skit 1 - Kanye West

Now beat that
And your mother's saying "Go to college"
So you finish college, and it's wonderful
You feel so good

And after all the partying and craziness
And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school being around your peers
Hey, now you'll get that 25-thousand job a year
And you'll spend all your money on crack cocaine
But, it'll be your money
No more borrowing from mom for my high

So now you get your degree tattooed on your back
You're so excited about it
If you continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, oh my God
You'll come in at a entry-level position
And when you do that
If you kiss enough ass, you'll move up to the next level

Which is being the secretary's secretary
And boy, is that great
You got to take messages for the secretary
Who never went to college
She's actually the boss's niece
So now you're part of the family

You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart, man
All you kids wanted to talk in the back of the class
Not me, I listened, okay?
I was a hall monitor
This was meant to be
You know how many classes I took?
Extra classes, extra classes

No, I've never had sex
But you know what?
My degree keeps me satisfied
When a lady walks up to me and says
"Hey, you know what's sexy?"
I say, "no, I don't know what it is
But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast"