Текст и перевод песни Kazuyoshi Saito - ポストにマヨネーズ

ポストにマヨネーズ

真夜中4時 電話のベル 眠い目こすり
受話器を取る 何にも言わず ただ黙ってる
用があるなら まず名前を名のれ!

プツリと切れる

どうせまたすぐ かかってくるさ それがあんたの
いつものパターン 今日は何を言ってやろうかなぁ
俺のパンツの色でも聞かそうか?

何とか言えよ!

お前に一言聞きたい事がある
ポストにマヨネーズ流しこんだのテメェだろう!

毎日毎晩ごくろうさん おかげさまで歌が出来ました
ところで明日早いから
モーニングコールを8時に頼むよ

どうせひまだろ?

もしもあんたが女なら 一つお願いしたい事がある
おもいきりエッチでやらしい声
たまにゃ聞かせろよ 減るもんでもねえだろう

好きな方だろ?

お前に一言言いたいことがある
"あんたの人生 楽しそうだな"

Mayonnaise in the Mailbox

At 4:00 a.m., the phone rings and I rub my sleepy eyes.
I answer the receiver and there's nothing but silence.
If you have something to say, tell me your name first.

Click, they hang up.

They'll call back soon anyway, it's their
usual pattern. What should I say to them today?
Maybe I'll ask them what color my underwear is?

Say something!

I have one question for you.
Did you put mayonnaise in my mailbox? You bastard!

Thanks to you, I can now write a song about all your hard work.
By the way, I have an early day tomorrow,
so can you please give me a wake-up call at 8:00 a.m.?

I'm sure you have nothing better to do, anyway.

If you were a woman, I'd have one request for you.
Could you make some really dirty and naughty noises?
I know you wouldn't mind, it's not like it costs you anything.

It's what you like to do, right?

I have one thing to say to you.
"Your life seems like it would be really fun."