Telephone Song

Hello?

Hello!
Sitting all alone like zat, you happened to catch my eye
Would you like to buy a girl a drink?

Sorry

Ach, goodbye!

Hello?

Hello!
Table one is calling number nine
How are you, mister?

Danke, fine!

Sitting all alone like zat, you happened to catch my eye
Would you like to give a girl a dance?

Ja, why not?

Goodbye!

Hello?

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!
Table seven calling number three
How are you, handsome?

You mean me?

We can see you, can you see us?
Would you like to have a dance?
The minute that the music's hot
Maybe we could talk it over, ja?

Ja, of course, why not?

Alone, alone
You shouldn't sit alone like zat
Alone, alone
Not on a night like zis

Alone, alone
You shouldn't sit alone like zat
Alone, alone
Not on a night like zis

Ja!
Gut!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Ah, ja!
Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay
Sitting all alone like zat, you happened to catch my eye
Would you like to buy a girl a drink?

Would you like to buy a man a drink?
Would you like to buy a boy a drink?
You are welcome, goodbye!