Текст песни 2000 Man (Live) - Kiss

One, two, three, four

Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece of plastic film
And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on my little window sill
Don't you know, I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

You know, my wife still respects me
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
With the Random computer
Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seeing all the thing's you'd done
Spacin' out havin' fun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seeing all the thing's you'd done
Spacin' out havin' fun

Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me

Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Don't you know I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
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