Текст песни Regular Girl - Kool Keith

Yo Money
Yeah, whassup Kool Keith?
Yo, that girl Kadiva gon' come to your house with blonde hair and boots
Tell her rent a cheap room on Sunset Boulevard for $16.95
I ain't tryin' to get no Medrian no Marriott or all that higher stuff
Yo, we can go on cheaper man
I know somethin' for like $10.99 man
It's a hotel with roaches in it and everything
It's almost near skid row

Buttnaked! Girls walk Sunset with they ass out
I start Cadillacs with suits, wear my mask out
With brims tilted, I finger pop the whole block
Make freaks wear wigs, and put the rubbers on my cock

You see me out there, with big balls like Rosie Grier
Players cream, I pull panties out your wet dreams
Get deep in cracks, and wash 'em out like Mr. Clean
Bring your Massengil, the public think I'm very ill

Like Jimmy Z, posin' naked for the FCC
I'm not no basketball star, your girl watch me pee
Clock me like cops, every time my sperm drops
She's in my face with thongs, chewin' lollipops

I'll hit that butt on the low, just like Monica
Play three tunes and let her blow on my harmonica
I'm out here, you rollin' fake in Union Square
I'll make you go blond, brunettes runnin' down they hair

Regular girl, is so boring
(Get out my face)
Regular girl, you never turn me on
(Work the latex)
Regular girl, is so boring
(Get out my face)
Regular girl, you never turn me on
(Work the latex)

You saw my porno flick, nutsacs banged up on your TV
Your girl pulled her panties off real quick, tryin' to see me
She wants an autograph, a part with my anal staff
You scream test for AIDS, stretch marks make me laugh

Sign your contracts for Willie, smoke a big Phillie
I'm too old for young girls, gigglin' actin' silly
I'm Sugar Daddy, your aunt gon' be worried duke
Your moms at my hotel, her bra is real cute

Dressed in G-strings, she's scopin' me, eatin' fruit
She licked my balls, I came like Niagara Falls
Brought her tittes to Prince show instead of Lou Rawls
Her pelvis grind, she smile show me pantylines

I'll smack that butt, the pro spank at different times
Like Max kind of hardcore it's on the dirty floor
Make you scream for stiff rods, you don't want no more
Penetration, I don't do that on your menustration

I want movies back, you smile, addin' lubrication
You know your steelo, orgies doin' three people
Kodak action, Black Tail, butt satisfaction
You lookin' good sweet cheeks

Regular girl, is so boring
(Get out my face)
Regular girl, you never turn me on
(Work the latex)
Regular girl, is so boring
(Get out my face)
Regular girl, you never turn me on
(Work the latex)

I turned the Lakers off, you can't stop my afterparty
A fifth of vodka and latex, drink your Bacardi
I serve it well through tubes and watch your rectum swell
Service your clits with steel, machines keep it real

Got that ramrod, that's pumpin' through your back hard
You be seein' cum stains on Sunset Boulevard
My rubber send streaks and heels off your girl's feets
You not psychedelic wimp, I'm still your girl's pimp

That's part interest, magnificent, mind power
I got nuts that clean kill, let me take my shower
Wash off my pubic and let the females do my nails
Watch naked legs in chairs and enter soft tails
Wear stockin' caps with maps and shoft for soft cracks

Lift off your hairpeace, while milk squirts up on your weave
You know my skin needs butter, your cheeks are popcorn
I get deep, go run in butt like the unicorn

Rodeo anus banger, quick with the middle finger
Her tampons drop down between her Maxi
I left tips for cocked up legs in the taxi
Yo, take her home cab driver, here's her panties

Regular girl, is so boring
(Get out my face)
Regular girl, you never turn me on
(Work the latex)
Regular girl, is so boring
(Get out my face)
Regular girl, you never turn me on
(Work the latex)