Jukebox

What do you want today
Every realistic result is possible
You want women, fucking incel
Have some because you're miserable
You want water, poor peasant
Finally no dying of water mixed with defecation
You want to be gay?
Good for reduction of population growth

Possibilities from a mysterious being

You can call me the jukebox
If I could I'll give you chicken pox
Not a great gift, but I protect you from doxing
I wished princess Diana got that protection

On that note: paparazzis
Made our beloved princess die in a car crash
Horrible as nazis
Both of them are plaguing innocent people
Because they have a specific status
I can help them escape from this matter
Execute the photographers
With pesticide, they can't hide

Mystical being giving wishes

You can call me jukebox
Everything I give is coincidental
Hopefully my gift to you benefits
However if you're unlucky you could be lit
BY GASOLINE!!!!

What is your wish today
But do you think you'll get the thing that you want
You don't have to pay
Other than your faith in me
Do you want some lean or benadryl
Both are poisonous, treacherous
That's your greatest wish you say?
Not a beautiful statue of marble
Or I can make you immortal
Oops, I apologies I made you infertile

You can call me the jukebox
If I could I'll give you chicken pox
Not a great gift, but I protect you from doxing
I wished princess Diana got that protection
You can call me jukebox
Everything I give is coincidental
Hopefully my gift to you benefits
However if you're unlucky you could be lit
BY GASOLINE!!!!