Текст песни Pimpin Lessons - Kottonmouth Kings

[Daddy X:]
Yo Yo
Pimpin Lessons
Cause If You Ain't Fucking That Pussy
Somebody Else Is, Belevie That
Listen Up Here
Check It

Here's A Little Word From A Pimp To A Player
Forget The Limp, You Just Gotta Have Flava
Spit Some Game She Never Heard Before
Come Original Like A Musical Score
Keep Your Stick Firm Cause Now You Tha Conductor
Think How Many Cats Came Before You Fucked Her
Turn The Kitty Out And Beat That Shit Up
Before You Catch A Bad Case Of Puppy Love
It's About Endurance And How Long You Can Last
Let Her Come First And Learn To Make Her Laugh
Now Ima Charge You Double For Our Next Little Session
That's Why We Call These Pimpin Lessons

Lesson One
Before You Pop The Inside Out
Before You Go And Buy It, Gotta Try That Shit Out
Lesson Two
Don't Buy That Sweet And Innocent Role
Cause Girls Are All The Same Everywhere We Go
They Have Little Dark Secrets Hidin In That Hole
And No One Rides For Free, Gotta Pay A Tole
Lesson Three
I'll Save That For The Next Session
Money Up Front, These Are Pimpin Lessons

[Richter:]
And I'm Next Up Teachin Lessons So Listen Close
Females Like Money, Man They Love The Dough
Cause With Dough Comes Nice Clothes And Fancy Things
But A Pimp Don't Use Money When He's Pimpin His Game
See His Game Consists Of Spittin Sick Poetry
Words That Love The Girls Hears And Tickles Their Fancies
Gotta Make The Ladies Want It Till They Can't Get Enough
No Waitin To Be Nice When And It's Time To Get Rough
You Gotta Beat It Up And I Don't Mean Fists And Kicks
I Mean Beat It Up In Bed, Diggin Deep In Those Hips
Hit It Rite All Nite And They'll Be Beggin For More
Just Watch The Line Form Outside Of My Bedroom Door

[X:]
Lesson Three
It's Always Best To Have Safe Sex
Even When The Pussy Smells Oven Fresh
You Don't Wanna Come Up Short On That Test
And You Don't Wanna Leave Any Eggs In The Nest
Lesson Four
You Never Need To Tell No Lies
Cause She's Been Hearn That From All Those Other Guys
You Learn A Little More Of That In Lesson Five
Remember, Money Up Front For These Pimpin Guidelines

[D-Loc:]
Now You Wanna Be A Pimp, You Better Act Like A Pimp
Walk Round My House With Some Old School Slips
Keep My Shoes Clean And My Shoes Nice And Dapper
Keep My Pants Fresh And My Cap Even Fresher
Got To Smell Good, You Know That Boogey Down Boogey
Got The Backyard Pimp Style Wit A Jaccuzi
Got The Bad Girl, Nice Tits And Nice Ass
Got The Soft Lips For That Dick Suckin Test
You Know She Got Back, You Should See It When She Walk
You Should See That Shit When Im In It In My Spa
Baby Feel Good, Yeah I Love The Way She Do It
I Love The Way She Break It Down With Body To Prove It
Pussy Always Nice Like Beer In My Cooler
You Ain't A Pimp Mothafucka, You A Loser

[X:]
Lesson Five
The Game Starts To Get A Little Deeper
Catch A Couple Flounders, Even Thinkin They're Keepers
Lesson Six
Don't Confuse Your Brain With Your Dicks
And Go And Knock Up Some Psycho Chick
Cause If So, That Could Be All She Wrote
You Better Pay Attention Kid Take Some Notes
Make Sure The Girl Pays And Leaves Some Of Your Bills
Even If You Sittin On A Couple Mil
Cause The More You Give Will Be The More They Want
And One More Thing. Pimp On
Pimp
Pimp On

[D-Loc:]
You Ain't No Pimp Mothafucka
You A Loser
With Your 1998 Ford Ranger
Two Bucks In Your Pocket
Wit No Smokes
And An Ugly Bitch