Текст песни Ice King - Kyahn Ely

Sitting on the couch watching some Adventure Time
I was hoping you'd try to be mine
I got to tell you I'm disappointed
About how I was not appointed
We talked every night
Via Skype
I was thinking
I'm your Black Night
But you did not agree with me
I guess that's how it's meant to be

But I thought we were close like Fin and Jake
I guess I'm Ice King
I'm a fucking mistake
I didn't realize I was stealing you
From whatever you wanted to do
You took me away from my friends too
I hung with pets
And only you boo
Then you ripped away my heart
Loving you babe was making me start

I'll admit I was attached
As long as you come back
You took me out of this world
Now I'm on the couch
In a curl
You're Princess Bubblegum in my eyes
But your heart is made of ice
You shouldn't be surprised
When it melts you'll just be mine

I'm sorry if I'm being crazy
But you know you're my baby
Just don't try to be a bitch
You and me are so perfect
I built you palaces
Where we drank from chalices
Why did you have to just go?
Why did you have to be a hoe?

I know there's plenty of fish in the sea
I just thought we were meant to be
I guess I was just wrong
Why the fuck am I writing this song
I really miss you
I guess that's why
I thought I was the perfect guy
You were just my dream girl
When I told you
You started to hurl

I started to feel Superbad
I'm not a dick
I'm not that fat
I can't beat McLovin
I'm not a star
But our relationship went so far
I guess I'll be moving on
After I finish writing this song
I won't forget you without a top
But I'll move on in three weeks tops