Miss Sally

You might as well, Miss Sally, put the phone in the alley, yeah (Yeah)
You might as well, Miss Sally, put the phone in the alley, yeah (Yeah)
For all the good it do when I call you, yeah (Yeah)

You oughta let your sister Linda throw
The phone out the window, yeah (Yeah)
You oughta let your sister Linda throw
The phone out the window, yeah (Yeah)
The "Howdy do you do" is never you, yeah (Yeah)

Whenever I call you on the phone
Someone keep telling me you're not at home

I even tried a trick, for instance, said
I'm callin' long-distance, yeah (Yeah)
I even told the operator to try and get you later, yeah (Yeah)
No matter what I do, I can't get through to you

Ah, make me feel it
I got to get through to you
I got to get through
Somehow
Let me hear them horns one time
Ah, that's it
Mmm-hmm, now are you ready?
Then get set
Are you sure you're ready?
Let's go

You might as well, Miss Sally, put the phone in the alley, yeah (Yeah)
You might as well, Miss Sally, put the phone in the alley, yeah (Yeah)
For all the good it do when I call you, yeah (Yeah)