Текст песни The Broom - Lady Sovereign

[Talk:]
Ok, then, this is somethin′ that happened to me, yeah... and heres a little bit of advice: be careful what you drink and who your drinking with.
Trust me... ye.
Just hear this one yeah... hahaha.
YOU FOOL!

[Chorus]
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang.
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It′s like nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang.

Your drivin me crazy, thats what she said like she was Britney,
Are u taking something you really shoudnt? your name aint Whitney,
Stupid lil bitch dont you ever start a riot,
If you wanna be startin somethin', why not start a diet?
Now never ever ever ever bloody drink Stella,
Cause it will send you spinnin like a helicopter propeller.
Your nutty like nutela your peanut butter nutty bitch,
Huh? Dont make me switch.

[Chorus]
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang,
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It′s like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang.

She gave me a fat lip, what′s you drinkin cats piss?
You failed actress, I spat the blood on ya matress,
You had 2 clean it up. aww,
You stupid fuck,
Did u jus call me a shmuck?
Dont push ur luck!
She broke my glasses, I tell you what they weren't cheap,
Maybe she was jealous of the property that I keep.
You P.I.G you should have grown up on the prairy,
Bitch, never ever ever get lairy again.
(Bitch, Bitch)

[Chorus]
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It′s like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang,
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw b-b-b-bang thats what i sang.

See all of this to me was like one big deja-vu,
I remember a coupla months ago when we had the same views.
Some people hide their knives, but you should hide your brooms,
Cuz when I get vexed well I kinda stay in this creepy mood
Ding-dong your turnin up on ma doorstep shoutin′ like it's a sing-song,
You dont wanna play around when i got my rings on
Why don′t you just bounce like you are a ping-pong
And stop actin like a cling-on.
(Bitch, Bitch)

[Chorus]
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang thats what i sang,
If you beat your bredrin with a broom n she dont get up
Call the ambulance n tell em that she jus got back up
It's like nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw bang b-bang, nee naw b-b-b-bang thats what i sang.

[Talk:]
Ok so this is what happened,
She invited me to her house,
An when i got there she was all likek ′rrrrr you drive me crazy crazy′
My frends were der, her frends were there,
She was just actin' lyk a goat
′Errrrrr sovereign you drive me craaazy!'
Shut up, and never ever try n pop my lip again,
Cause′ i will pick up your broom and I wont cleanin your house.
'RRRRR she drive me craazyy!′
Idiot.