Текст песни Sexual Assault - Landon Miller

Oh my god
It's me again
Listen
I just wanted to call and say
That when I asked if I could copy your homework
And you let me
And I copied it
I just really thought we had a moment there
So, I was wondering if you were like free on Friday
So that we could Disney Plus and sus or something
Anyways, call me back

Go get your own dick this one mine
Drop this bitch like I drop these lines
The rhyme scheme clean so the beat 'gon shine
Name one man that can beat these rhymes
Way too gay, so she can't be fine
And I don't see thots so I might be blind
Weed too loud so I might be fined
'Cuz my shit got punch but the

Go get your own dick this one mine
Drop this bitch like I drop these lines
The rhyme scheme clean so the beat 'gon shine
Name one man that can beat these rhymes
Way too gay, so she can't be fine
And I don't see thots so I might be blind
Weed too loud so I might be fined
'Cuz my shit got punch but the beat ain't mine

Yuh
The beat ain't mine
Lil Pui$$ant cooking 'till the beat get fried
She goes on the 'gram, to wine about sexism
Gay best friend, but she tries to have sex with him
Yuh, expert on race, yeah, that's what I know
The way she segregated white powder all in her nose
Cheat on her ex, she got all types of foes
Now she's coming for me, but I don't like crazy hoes

Y'all know I'm gay
I said it like eight times
How many ways can I play up the same rhyme?
Hold off a hoe
While I rap at the same time
When I say no
She thinks that it's game time
What?
I don't think she understand consent
It's just too much like the tax on the rent
'Cause when I say no, she don't know what that meant
And she tryna grab my tool, I ain't talking that wrench

Go get your own dick this one mine
Drop this bitch like I drop these lines
The rhyme scheme clean so the beat 'gon shine
Name one man that can beat these rhymes
Way too gay so she can't be fine
And I don't see thots so I might be blind
Weed too loud so I might be fined
'Cuz my shit got punch but the beat ain't mine

I don't wanna be misogynistic
Know this hoe, and she coming for this dick
Yeah
I don't wanna be misogynistic
You know what? Fuck it

I know this girl
She's a real coke addict
Got fucked up and she called me a faggot
Now she's online, preaching 'bout shit, it's the wrong time
Talking 'bout herself, and herself for a long time
Swear we all see it, gotta lot to type
But who the fuck reads it
All I do is swipe
No, I don't need it
Thank you and goodnight
Don't wanna see it
Pick another fight

I don't wanna sound too awful
Worse for this woman than the fucking blue waffle, nah
Women need love and respect
Except when they're fucked up and pressure you for sex
Now I don't understand, you acting like a resident of SoHo
Sent another text that the sex is a no go
She told me that her ex at his best was a so so
Tryna pull a "thank u, next" on a homo

Go get your own dick this one mine
Drop this bitch like I drop these lines bro
The rhyme scheme clean so the beat 'gon shine
Name one man that can beat these rhymes
Way too gay so she can't be fine
And I don't see thots so I might be blind
Weed too loud so I might be fined
'Cuz my shit got punch but the beat ain't mine

I don't wanna be misogynistic
Know this hoe, and she coming for this dick
Same for the fairy with the cherry red lipstick
Shut up, Brandon

Know this hick, he's a real Matt Lauer
First to reduce the abuses of power
And he's online, sweeping allegations for the wrong side
Giving out advice from a vlog in his truck, boy
What the fuck? I didn't ask
And plus, you look poor, so eat my whole ass
Like, you think I'm gonna let guys
On their fucking tenth wife
Open up a bible verse and talk about my sex life?

Oh my god
You're like so funny
Anyways
Call me back
Byeee