Текст песни Step Mum - Lauran Hibberd

She gets her nails done at the nail salon
What the hell is going on
On the television?
I cannot listen

She got her bags unpacked faster than Usain
Moving all the furniture for her feng shui
Is she on a mission?
Can't live in these conditions

She won't be the first to run
Her worst nightmare is yet to come
I'll jump around the living room
And remove every trace of you

She's not my step mom!

We're sitting down for dinner in elеctric chairs
I get this funny feeling she ain't easily scarеd
'Cause hеr eyes will glisten
Like we're in competition

She takes her dog to yoga, it pisses on sofas
Reversing dump truck sort of composure
Oh, what am I missing?
Feed my intuition

She won't be the first to run
Her worst nightmare is yet to come
I'll jump around the living room
And remove every trace of you

She's not my step mom!

I don't wanna go on a family holiday
Bikini on the beach 'cause you're only half his age
Oh, wait, why do you still have botox in your face?

She don't wanna get on the plane
It's not business class
She don't wanna go south of Spain
She can kiss my ass
Oh wait, I think I just found a loophole
She don't pay his tax

She won't be the first to run
Her worst nightmare is yet to come
I'll jump around the living room
And remove every trace of you

She's not my step mom!

(Na-na-na, na-na-na)
(Na-na-na, na-na-na)
(Na-na-na, na-na-na)
(Na-na-na, na-na-na)
She's not my step mom!