Текст песни Whipped into Shape - Legally Blonde the Musical Original London Cast feat. Aoife Mulholland, Peter Davison & The 'Legally Blonde The Musical - Original London Cast' Company

Hi! I'm Brooke Wyndome and welcome back to the Wyndome workout disk two challenge and our daily commitment to being the best the we can be! Grab your cardio whip 5000 because if you wanna get ripped, you gotta get whipped.

Do you want an easy miracle?
Do you wanna lose a pound or two?
Well then you can turn this off right now
My workouts's not for you
I'm talking to the woman who wants it all
Gotta pay for what you get
These size two clothes don't come to those too lazy to sweat
I want you whipped into shape
When I say jump say how high
You'll know you're doing it right
When you start to cry
If you don't look like you should
You got to
Whip it whip it whip it good
Sorry ladies, no escape
Until you're whipped into shape

Come on Sabrina, you heifer!
Work it out!
Whipped into shape
I hate you Brooke! But I love you for it!
Whipped into sh...

Hey, why'd you pause it?
We have a lot to cover.
Meet our brand new client, Brooke
You can laugh but she's made tons
Off her DVDs and book
"Whip your way to tighter buns"
Happily married so she swears
To her 60 year old stud
Til step daughter came downstairs
And found Brooke all covered in his blood
If Brooke took a plea
I'd have her out in three to four
But she claims she did not kill him
Did she?
Lets watch some more.

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You'll get him whipped into shape
When you get grief from a guy
Just work him over with this
Til he starts to cry
If he don't act like he should
You got to
Whip it whip it whip it good
It gets you out of any scrape
It gets you whipped into shape

Whipped into shape!
What does not kill us makes us hotter!

Hands? Who thinks she's guilty?

Ok, here is where you kids come in
Brooke has trouble trusting me
I'm her only way to win
But I don't speak MTV
Though Brooke won't help her own defense
She may listen to her peers
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears

I'm a Delta Nu.

Not now!

I want her whipped into shape
If there's a brain in that hair
Tell it I am the key
It's a plea or the chair
See, when I talk to her I
Get neither plan nor plea nor alibi
To quote from our defendant's tape
I want her whipped into shape

To the jail!

Ladies, just because we're at Boston Women's Correctional Facility does not mean we can't become the best we can be!
Here we go!
Circle circle under over through around!
Again!
Good!
Circle circle under over through around!
Alright ladies, we can't break out of here but we sure can break a sweat!
Left right! Left right! Good!
Left right! Left right! Left right!
Work it out!
I want you whipped into shape
When I say jump say how high
You know you're doing it right
When you start to cry
If you don't look like you should
You got to
Whip it whip it whip it good
Like prison ladies, no escape!
Until you're whipped into shape

Swipe it! Swipe it! Swipe it through!
Check it out! Double jump!
Swipe it! Swipe it! Swipe it through!
Check it out! Double jump!

That's right! You got it!
Whip it! Whip it! Whip it!
Get whipped into shape!