Текст песни Incompatibilty - Lena Horne

I like a little mayo
Mustard is my thing
Make my bread as white as cotton
I′ll have wheat with seven grains
And a little candle glowing when we eat is what I like
I need to see what I'm consuming, so please turn on the lights
I go to bed before the news
I′m still awake at two A.M.
I'm up before the chickens
If I can, I'm sleeping in
I like wearing huntin′ clothes
I like huntin′ clothes to wear
I'll always ask directions
I′ll find my own way there
We've got incompatibility everywhere we turn
But still we stay together cause there′s a lesson we have learned
That if this man and woman were in every way the same
One of us would not be needed, and wouldn't that be a shame
I like a walk in the park
And I would rather run
How far can we go on empty
I′ve never seen as fun
I like talking to my buddy's when we're teeing off at ten
My greens and conversation are a salad bar with friends
My feet are like December
His: And mine are like July
While I′m piling on the blankets
I lay there and fry
I married Ebenezer Scrooge
I married Mrs. Claus
While I′m watching Casablanca
I'd rather be watching football
We′ve got incompatibility everywhere we turn
But still we stay together cause there's a lesson we have learned
That if this man and woman were in every way the same
One of us would not be needed, and wouldn′t that be a shame