Текст песни Son of Dick - Less Than Jake

Well Dick's son
Has his CD's in neat lines
And has a dad that reads every sign
And says, "I only drive 62.5"
Well I
Yeah, I don't really mind
His coordinated closet and his folded clothes
But who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?

Well I
Why's everybody sweating me?
Because I go to Dairy Queen
Well I
Why's everybody sweating me?
I'm just the son of Dick Ramsbee

His dad
Boils water by time
And measures sugar by the line
Who tours the country in a winnebago
And I
Well his dad's an anal guy
And his roommate's stalked by the FBI
"Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"
Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa

Well I
Why's everybody sweating me?
Because I go to Dairy Queen
Well I
Why's everybody sweating me?
I'm just the son of Dick Ramsbee

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I'm son of Dick
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I'm son of Dick
I'm son of Dick (I)
I'm son of Dick
I'm son of Dick (I)