Текст песни Deady Bear - Jayme Gutierrez , Lil Deuce Deuce

How did I get here?
Am I dead or alive?
Suddenly I can speak,
But I feel hollow inside
For years I couldn't move,
I was trapped in a void
Just a toy, a slave to a
Miserable boy
The boy grew up into a monstrous man
And his head filled up with monstrous plans
He never realized I was biding my time
Dreaming of revenge and planning my crimes

I'm the Deady Bear
I'll fill your heart full of despair
You'll get a big surprise
Meet your grizzly demise
When I catch you unawares

I am the Leperchaun
And I've been cursed with leprosy
So your sob story doesn't mean a thing to me
You think you scare me? Ha, too bad Deady!
Your gimmick's more played out than Five Nights at Freddys
I could breathe and instantly spread disease everywhere
So watcha gonna do? Hit me with a Care Bear stare?
I spit flames on the mic, time for you to retire
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires

I'm the Leperchaun (leperchaun!)
I won't stop til your life is gone (all gone!)
Come and see my pot of gold
Down six feet below
Close your eyes now it won't be long

Face it, Leperchaun! Your threats are getting old
What's so great about an undergrown gnome with a cold?
I'm Dr. Monster's original prototype
You're just a half-assed Irish stereotype
Then again, we aren't so different in the end
Maybe we could team up together as friends
Step into my home and I'll feed you a bite
Too hot, too cold... just right!

(Chorus back and forth)

You're unbearable, your cooking makes me ill
I shoulda never ate anything a Bear Grylls
You're pawthetic, you make other teddies ashamed
You even make Teddy Rux-spin in his grave
Why you boo hooing like Whiney the Pooh
You're even more unnecessary than Ted 2
Keep this up, and I'm gonna make you buy the farm
You're not the only one with the right to bear arms

I'm the Leperchaun (leperchaun!)
I won't stop til your life is gone (all gone!)
You can try to run and hide
But I see through your disguise
Close your eyes now it won't be long