Текст песни The Eggsecutioner - Lil Deuce Deuce , Brock Baker

Kids have over risen these days
It's startled me into a basket case,
Listen up peeps I'm hatching a plan
I'm gonna execute all the candy land

Every jawbrick big or small
Next wendsday gonna "Catch-Them-All"
Could finally would be so good crack
Down on every candy in the neighborhood

I am the Eggsecutoner
Taking over haven't you heard?!
I don't care if you cry in bed,
What can I say? I'm just a rotten egg

I am the Eggsecutoner
I'm the boss now haven't you heard?!
I don't care what you have to say
You're about to have a bad hare day

Naah, Put the cookie down, now
What is your problem anyhow?
Some bunny color darked
You make me sick.
Hazel the rabbit, is for the kids

I'm the champ, you're in last place
It's not a tumor! It's just your face!
Get to the chopper, you rime as wack
My style is clasical I'll be back.

Cuz' I'm the Eggmonitor
I'm taking over haven't you heard?
It was nice to see you
But now I must defeat you

Cuz' I'm the Eggmonitor
I'm the boss now haven't you heard?
You're driving me crazy
So "hasta la vista baby"

You could lift all the weights in the world
But you still put the old in arnold
You're my arm over hill then is sunset
This battle is over, are we done yet?

Oooh! you got me some mevidan hopping
I'll drop bigger bombs than batman & robin
Make the kids feel worst on easter day
Than the time I watch jingle all the way

I am the Eggsecutoner
Taking over haven't you heard?!
I don't care if you cry in bed,
What can I say?
I'm just a rotten egg

I am the Eggsecutoner
I'm the boss now haven't you heard?!
I don't care what you have to say
You're about to have a bad hare day

Im the dona
Back by russian mobsters
I'm the history huggest monster
You'll never get pass my border
That's an Eggecutive order
I'll finally build my Wall Woah!