Текст песни Ironic - Acoustic - Liquid Blue

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, hi, hi, hi

An old man turned 98
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you already paid
It's a good advice that you just can't take
And who would've thought it figures?

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase, kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down
He thought, "Well, isn't this nice?"

And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you already paid
It's a good advice that you just can't take
And who would've thought it figures?

Oh, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
Yeah, and life has a funny way
Helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face

Traffic jam when you're already late
A "No smoking" sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you already paid
It's a good advice that you just couldn't take
And who would've thought it figures?

And yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you, yeah
Life has a funny, funny way
Helping you out, helping you out