Текст песни The Wife (La Mogliera) - Lou Monte

I have traveled to so many places
And so many things have caught my eye
Women have so many shapes and faces
There's a special one for every guy.
So listen to the good advice I give you
Then you'll know just what is on the menu

Se te la piglia senza niente, fa la figura delu paziente
Se te la piglia ricc' aai, che domanda.non lo sai
Se te la piglia troppa brutta, tutta rimane la bocc'asciutt
Se te la piglia troppa bella, ma ci vola sentinella

Once I met a girl so shy and pretty and I chose her for my bride to be
Then one day she packed and left the city
Taking all my dough and jewelry
Since that day I've gathered so much knowledge
These are things they don't teach you in college

Se te la piglia troppa grassa, tutta la casa po disconguassa
Se te la piglia troppa secca, po abbraccia con a stecca
Se te la piglia picerella, dopo da gira la cerevella
Se te la piglia cittadino, piano piano te rovina
Se te la piglia cittadino, piano piano te rovina