Текст песни I Can't Stand It - Lou Reed

It's hard being a man
Living in a garbage pail
My landlady called me up
She tried to hit me with a mop
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
But if Candy would just come back
It'd be all right
I live with thirteen dead cats
A purple dog that wears spats
They're all out livin' in the hall
And I can't stand it anymore
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
But if Candy would just come back
It'd be all right
I'm tired of living all alone
Nobody ever calls me on the phone
But when things start getting bad
I just play my music louder
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more