Текст песни The Bad Touch - MAXAM

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (getting horny now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (getting horny now)

Okay Boomer

Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drug
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So, put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early, just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that
The motion of your ocean means 'Small Craft Advisory'

So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide
B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
Just show me yours, I'll show you mine
Tool time, you'll love it, just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style, so, we can both watch X-Files (do it now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals (so, no)
Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (getting horny now)