Текст песни Pacific Rim - MC Chris
From
the
makers
of
a
movie
called
Space
Jam
And
the
makers
of
Laryngitis
Batman
Comes
a
movie
that
is
rainy
and
frightening.
There
is
also
underwater
lava
lightning.
There's
more
blackness,
lots
of
shots
of
monsters.
Lots
of
destruction,
just
like
Man
Of
Steel,
it's
awkward.
One
big
one
ate
the
Golden
Gate
for
breakfast,
now
it's
raining
cars.
I
wonder
what's
the
next
twist.
There's
a
bunch
of
baddies
that'll
fuck
up
your
brunch.
More
like
Kool-Aid
guy,
not
Hawaiian
Punch.
Giant
foot
print
will
make
you
all
hold
hands.
Jet
fighters
crash,
we
need
a
better
plan
These
monsters
making
messes
man,
I
hope
they
clean
it
up.
From
the
guy
who
left
The
Hobbit,
didn't
want
to
split
it
up.
Comes
sexy
people
in
portal
suits
with
portal
kicks.
They'll
fight
Godzilla
in
the
sequel,
that's
what
I
predict.
More
recruits
in
robot
suits
inside
of
bigger
robots.
Gonna
find
the
monster
and
shit'll
go
nuts.
Lots
of
CGI
and
melancholy
memories,
hard
to
see.
We'll
probably
roll
our
eyes
because
we're
very
hard
to
please
It's
just
like
Dance
Dance
Revolution.
Robots
walking
down
the
street
causing
that
confusion.
After
the
Fourth,
Johnny
Depp
will
get
disgraced
By
robots
and
monsters
that
didn't
come
from
outer
space.
Robots
in
the
water
because
robots
do
not
float.
I
promise
it'll
be
awesome,
here's
a
promissory
note.
Got
that
girl
from
Schindler's
list,
now
she
wears
a
blue
coat.
Robots
way
up
high,
maybe
they
had
a
few
tokes
Go
big
or
go
extinct
is
a
statement
that
I
know
not.
Robots
crashing
on
the
beach
like
saving
private
robots.
Songbird
from
Bio-Shock
for
no
reason
shows
up.
Clown
stares
them
down,
it's
a
very
ballsy
tactic.
Robots
wrestling
monsters
like
b-boys
in
Intergalactic.
Real
Steel
will
squeal,
Transformers
will
get
tabled.
We'll
all
go
and
see
it
cause
we're
canceling
our
cable
Wrestling
moves
we
recognize,
the
atomic
skull
crusher.
Hellboy
and
JJ
signed
up
just
like
Bieber
signed
to
Usher.
There's
underwater
wrestling,
did
I
fail
to
mention
rain?
Punches
to
the
jaw
that
ought
to
cause
that
TMJ.
It's
also
raining
sparks
so
let's
rock
a
Logan
pose.
Something
explodes,
makes
you
go,
"Nooo."
JJ
without
glasses,
celebrate
the
death
of
hipsters
Showdown
bout
to
go
down
got
to
love
this
popcorn
pictures.
Some
bitch
is
going
to
take
a
trip
on
a
carnival
cruise.
Robots
versus
monsters,
somebody's
gonna
lose.
It's
Pacific
Rim,
we
unanimously
approve.
And
a
robot
hand
is
gonna
grab
your
boob
Yes
they
called
it
Rim
Go
take
a
hike,
and
don't
forget
the
trail
mix,
bitch.
Aw
man
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