Текст песни Sad Sack - MC Chris

Had to talk about in my notepad
Something goin on in my gonads
Got a glossy finish like it's kodak
You might say that's not my business yeah i know that
While i'm dreamin there is semen in my undies
Young dum full of cum solomon grundy GRRRR
I mainly grip it for a minute then i pass out
I'm having crazy stripper dreams w they ass out
I always try to cater to compulsions
Now im waking to a boner that's convulsing
You might say that is repulsive and disgusting
Guess YOu get a ghost when ur bustin
I wonder why this happens but i draw blanks
I guess my seeds need a release from their shawshank
My kernels are nocturnal it's a cruel crime
If my tims gotta swim then its tool time

Sad sack liquid on your lap
Stewin in your fluid because u forgot to fap
Wad blown time to change clothes
Can't go to bed till u beat your bone

Life is callous and cruel then a laugh and a lark
There's some drool on my tool a water park in the dark
There's paste in my pants something brief in my briefs
I have a little less cum it was stolen by thieves
There's a bit of my goo in my fruit of looms
My tidy's aint so whitey lost a few of my dudes
I don't mean to be crude i don't mean to be crass
I just ejaculated as it was fated to pass
I must not have masturbated that's really the shock
Or i didn't have a dream where i'm hunted or stalked
Instead i get a betty who starts petting my cock
There's jam in my pajamas instead of my socks
Anything can happen and most girls like to do it
If i forget to fap then my brain must drain the fluid
I woke to some wetness you can bet this was normal
Dreams can make me cream because they're glory hole portals

Sad sack liquid on your lap
Stewin in your fluid because u forgot to fap
Wad blown time to change clothes
Can't go to bed till u beat your bone